Lads and lassies, it has been decreed
Ye shall be masters of the alpine seas!
If ye be waiting for the opportune moment,
Ye best be lashing them twigs, fore the time is aspent,
For regatta day be nigh on yer motley crew,
When yer vessels be makin' their public debut.
The waters be risin', awaitin' yer plan
Itchin' to wash over bow, stern, or boatman.
If for the Fourth of July yer chart be plotted,
And fruition be come to the plans ye have jotted,
See that no detail, nor oar, nor knot be ignored,
So there ye might find treasure and bounty galore!
Thanks to Bryan and Whitney for the great tee shirt design!
1 comment:
Hahahahaha! Woohoo! I love the pirate ballad you wrote! We should print it on a scroll to be read before the regatta!
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