Thursday, June 4, 2009

Las Vegas

Laura arrives with the Secret Service

Patiently waiting as we all get a picture.

Captivating bridesmaids.

A beautiful, forever couple.


Matt, she's adorable. You really should ask her out!


The grooms family who were able to make the trip.

Congratulations Bryan and Whitney!



Sunday, May 31, 2009

Arrgh! Someone be Goin' Down


Lads and lassies, it has been decreed
Ye shall be masters of the alpine seas!

If ye be waiting for the opportune moment,
Ye best be lashing them twigs, fore the time is aspent,

For regatta day be nigh on yer motley crew,
When yer vessels be makin' their public debut.

The waters be risin', awaitin' yer plan
Itchin' to wash over bow, stern, or boatman.

If for the Fourth of July yer chart be plotted,
And fruition be come to the plans ye have jotted,

See that no detail, nor oar, nor knot be ignored,
So there ye might find treasure and bounty galore!



Thanks to Bryan and Whitney for the great tee shirt design!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Regatta Update!

We're getting close to 50 days!

It's time to move those designs off the paper and into the garage.


That little rodeo down the road is
going to have some stiff competition on July 4th.

Update to rule 6) Not only will the timed co
urse will be 50 to 75 yards long, it will also require maneuverability--at the very least, it will be "there and back." It may even involve some weaving back and forth.

New rule: #11) Decisions of the judges will be final. (Judges are all committee members who do not enter a craft in the competition.
)

We need some official competition t-shirts. Someone submit some artwork and I will get them printed. The last shirts I designed ended up looking like prison garb. Someone can certainly outdo anything I could come up with.

Hey Boys! Here's a pic of your competition.
























And a little reminder, not to let the little things bug you!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Announcing: The Olywood Regatta

Around the bay in 80 days...
The first Olywood Regatta
July 4th Weekend 2009
Smith Morehouse Reservoir

Tentative rules:
1) Environmentally-friendly materials (Leave no trace. Harm no fish, fowl, beast, nor family.)
2) $50 maximum (Submit budget with receipts or plausible explanations of source.)
3) Vessel must be human-powered (No, an outboard engine is not human-powered.)
4) Vessel must carry at least one team member.
5) Size is not restricted. But remember, you haul it in and you haul it all out.
6) The timed course will be approximately 50 to 75 yards.
7) All passengers must wear Coast Guard approved life preservers.
8) The trophy must be prominently displayed by the winner for the next year.
9) Other prizes will be awarded (innovation? absurdity?)
10) These rules may be modified by the committee (Olywood family)

Did I get all the rules? Please let me know and we'll update them.

This should be great fun!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Don't plan on sleeping, but expect miracles

It seems we at Esprit (my condo complex) were long overdue for an adventure and an opportunity to get to know our neighbors...

Last night, about 10:45, I had just finished washing my face and was getting ready to crawl into bed at a decent hour. Then, BOOM! SHAKE! FLASH! and darkness. (<-- I think there's a song in there somewhere.) If that was a transformer that blew, that was very close, I thought. Grabbing the flashlight, I located my lantern and headed outside. But wait, I thought, it is January, so I went back for my shoes.

Other neighbors were already out, so I asked about the transformer theory.

"Not really," they said. "Actually, a truck just drove through the side of the building."

"Is there anyone still in the vehicle?" I couldn't see how they could have gotten out with how wedged in it was.

Yes. I was pointed to two girls. I asked if they were hurt and they both insisted they were fine, although I could tell the driver was in shock. I left them for a few minutes to get some blankets to wrap around themselves. I spent a bit of time with them and truly believe they were sober. It was just a freak accident.

The driver and her friend, both 18, were trying to find a friend’s house. They rounded the corner on my street, and somehow her boot got caught under the accelerator and in trying to free it to hit the brake, she slammed down hard on the gas pedal. With only about 40-50 yards, that Chevy TrailBlazer must have built up some impressive speed.

It must have hit the power box and dragged it about eight feet before being launched over it, threading through some porch pillars and garage support columns and through the side of Kathy's garage.

I think her guardian angel must have taken over the steering. A few inches either way, and I’ll bet she could have brought down the building on top of the car.

You can see the back end of the Blazer resting on what was left of the power box. The electrician later told us how lucky we were that the lines had been severed so cleanly and that it didn't leave live wires resting in the mud puddle of leaking gasoline.

That box must have slowed the vehicle. Otherwise, this could have been even worse. The two girls in the next condo were standing in their garage—just a few feet from where the vehicle stopped. Also, Kathy wasn’t home at the time, so the garage was car-less. Her car would have compounded things even more.

For the next few hours, there were cops, crime scene detectives, ambulances, firemen, electricians, tow truck drivers, and a myriad of other official people.

Around 2:30 AM, we thought things were settling down—the electrical box had been moved (it took both the tow truck and electrician’s heavy duty winch to move it), the vehicle had been extracted, and we were just waiting for the firemen to come back and clean up the gas so the electricity could be reconnected, when a neighbor in the building to the west said there was smoke, but no fire in his unit. Getting close, we could hear and see water gushing from a garage. And there was black smoke oozing from the eaves. The owner of the unit on fire was out of town.

Seven large fire trucks and a few small ones, a thousand firefighters (OK, maybe there were only 40 or 50), and the adventure was back on. They broke through the ceiling of the garage and we could see the flames. All the firefighters were on hand in case they need to rip the roof off (they didn’t). By 3:30-3:45 AM, I was completely out of steam and went back in to get lost under my down comforter and to perhaps sleep. I could still hear the work outside, but was sure it would go on without me. The power came back on at 5:18 AM, then I slept for a few hours and, well, I didn’t make it into work today.

Here’s the gaping hole, in the light of day, with Kathy inspecting the damage. Look at our shiny new electrical box.


























In a matter of hours, three units have been declared unlivable, but there were a number of miracles last night. And through it all, I discovered what wonderful neighbors I have.

Channel 5 showed up about 2:00 AM: http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5303791. They got some details wrong and it took them about 45 minutes to convince anyone to be interviewed. But you’ll notice that my neighbor, Dan, looks camera-ready at 3 o’clock in the morning.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A few more Balinese tidbits

Before I forget what everything was, here are a few of my pics...

Barong Balinese Dancers
(They put on a special stage production just for our group.)


School's out! The children had a big exam coming the next day.


We dropped in on this cottage (literally) industry. They are making clay roofing tiles. No electricity. They hand-crank the press, trim the tiles by hand, and bake them in an oven that burns coconut husks. The children are always nearby.


The Monkey Forest.
There are hundreds of them. Since they are revered, they live like kings. They would have grabbed things out of our hands if they thought it was food


The view of the Tanah Lot Temple from our first hotel.
Tanah and Lot: one means land, the other sea.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Suksama Bali

The Balinese are hard working and have their own Balinese Hindu religion. Karma is in everything they do. If they didn't have "good luck" today, they believe they will have it tomorrow. Integrity is central in all they do. They are kind, gentle, and respectful. So respectful, in fact, that they have
many ways to say "Thank you." Most I can't remember, but to place the hands together (like you're praying), give a slight bow, and say "suksama" is not only to say thanks but to honor and respect the person as well.

Thirty-six hours! That's how long it takes to travel to Bali. It's a little more coming back, but we got to break it up for a day in Singapore.

I'm safely back from Bali. It was an amazing experience. I hadn't thought about it before I left since we were staying in 5-star hotels, but Bali is actually a Third World country. Even so, I saw no homeless, drunk, or otherwise vagrant people.

Our first morning in Bali, we took in 18 holes of golf. Well, at least we rented a cart and I got to drive all over the course. And yes, they do drive on the left. Others in our group heard about our golf cart excursion and did the same thing the next day.

The golf course is the only place I'd dare drive in Bali, since the painted lanes are really only suggestions. There are millions of scooters and motorbikes. All small. A liter of gas gets them around for a month. All of them are on the road at once. It's like a choreographed stampede. And the foreigners can't hear the music or learn the steps. They have very few accidents. though.

Don't drink the water.

And don't eat the fruit unless you peel it yourself.

More later...

Suksama and good night Bali.

(That's Melda in action at the golf course.)